Hear ye, hear ye! By enlisting in the Royal Guard, thou swearest to stay in character and follow the script:

1. Guard Thy Secrets: Thy Secret Rune (password) is for thy eyes only! Sharing it is a major security breach of the castle walls.
2. Honor the Guild: Treat every adventurer with respect. Don't be a troll under the bridge; no one likes a grumpy ogre.
3. Ban Dark Magic: No cheats or foul witchcraft. If we catch thee using exploits, thou shalt be banished to the shadow realm.
4. Bolster the Defenses: Report bugs immediately! Don't let the creepers crawl into our codebase—help the Scribes squash them.

P.S. Remember: A Hero who doesn't comment their logic is just a chaotic wizard with a death wish. 🧙‍♂️